HOLY BISCUIT

[guitarheroes]

Shrimps is not a very smart, or particularly talented man. Though, given that a man who is both smart and talented brought on the end of the world, he doesn't consider his failings a big loss. In fact, the only thing he truly mourns right now is the lack of proper food. With most people gone, the grocery store really isn't what it used to be.

Then again, it was more of a grocery battle now, and the only thing that Shrimps managed to win in said battle was a battered pack of biscuits. And a sixpack of beer, which, coincidentally, also served as a weapon. If someone would ever sit down to write his biography, they should take note of this.

Besides, biscuits are better than nothing. And he can share them with Dude.

"Ey Dude, wanna cracker?"

"Aye, cracker!"

He snorted. Nothing better than talking animals. Best part of every story.

He breaks a biscuit in half, gives one to the parrot on his shoulder, and eats the other part. Given that it's all he's eaten today, there might be something off with the proportions of perceived tastiness versus actual taste of the buscuit, but that's too negative a thought for Shrimps, who feels as if he just took a bite out of something divine.

His actual thougth was 'This must be what it's like to suck a god's dick. No homo.'

Aloud, he says, "Bless the God of Biscuits for this!" He's unaware what kind of consequences this simple exclamation will have on his messy apartment and equally messy life.